Field Guide to Annoying Interviewers and Interviewees: The Sniffer

The Sniffer (noisyus nostrilus inhalerii)

Class: Generally an interviewee, although this behaviour has been spotted in less professional interviewers.

Description: Can come in many forms, but is primarily identified by red coloration around the nostrils.

Range: Widely found, but most common in northern climates.

Season: Most "Sniffers" can be found in the winter and hayfever seasons

Call: Can be anything to a subtle sniff to a wet snorking sound. The sound is produced by a sharp intake of air through the nostrils. This intake is commonly user to control the flow of mucus in the nose. The sound can be very distracting, irritating or disgusting, especially in interview situations.

Notes: An interviewer can offer a tissue to a Sniffer, although a Sniffer should use their own tissues, and clear the nose before the interview (and wash their hands after blowing). If the Sniffing is constant or persistent, the Sniffer should postpone the interview or take a decongestant or antihistamine a reasonable time before the interview.

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